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Arguing over kitchen faults? Slip into our “Court Ordered Couples Therapy” performance tee and turn every rally into relationship bliss. Feather-light four-way-stretch sports mesh sweeps sweat away, dries fast, and shields you with UPF 50+, so you stay cool, coordinated, and ready to win… together.

• Ultra-light 92 % poly / 8 % spandex blend in the US (90 / 10 EU)
• Airy 4.42 oz/yd² mesh—keeps tempers and torsos chill
• Four-way stretch for synchronized split-steps and surprise poaches
• Reinforced overlock & coverstitch seams built for marathon mixed doubles
• UPF 50+ sun defense for all-day pickleball therapy sessions
• Printed on demand—zero waste, endless couple goals

Heads up: Each shirt is made just for you once ordered. It may take a tad longer to arrive, but thanks for keeping things fresh, eco-friendly, and happily ever after on the court!

Size guide

  CHEST (inches)
XS 36 ¼
S 37 ¾
M 39 ⅜
L 42 ½
XL 45 ⅝
2XL 48 ⅞
3XL 52

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