Because nothing says love like a heated debate over who missed the last dink. The “Court-Ordered Couples Therapy” pickleball water bottle is made for couples who bond (and bicker) on the court. This 17oz stainless steel flask features double-wall insulation to keep your drinks ice-cold or piping hot for up to 6 hours—ideal for long matches or post-game cooldowns. With its glossy finish, bowling-pin shape, and leak-proof cap, it’s a stylish and spill-proof sidekick for any paddle-pairing.

Warning: may cause fits of laughter and minor relationship breakthroughs. Do not leave drinks in for 24+ hours unless you're into science experiments.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China