Sometimes no words say it best—just a glorious dad bod mid-dink and a giant pickle looming in the background. This hilarious no-text design is for players who embrace the gut, grip the paddle, and bring undeniable swagger to the court. The 17oz stainless steel bottle keeps your drink hot or cold for up to 6 hours with double-wall insulation. Its bowling-pin shape, glossy finish, and leak-proof cap make it a standout sidekick from warm-up to game point.

Built for players who play hard, laugh harder, and hydrate like champions. Just don’t forget to empty it after 24 hours—we’re funny, not funky.

• High-grade stainless steel
• 17 oz (500 ml)
• Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
• Vacuum flask
• Double-wall construction
• Bowling pin shape
• Glossy finish
• Odorless and leak-proof cap
• Insulated for hot and cold liquids (keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h)
• Patented ORCA coating for vibrant colors
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China