Serve up some savage humor with this “Tears of My Pickleball Opponents” candle. Housed in a sleek glass jar, it’s part home décor, part bragging rights. Unscented but naturally pleasant, it’s the perfect conversation starter—light it up and bask in the glow of victory (and your rivals’ imaginary tears). Whether gifted to a pickleball champ or displayed proudly on your own shelf, this candle is a witty win every time.

• Soy wax with a clean burn

• Cotton wick for steady light

• 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass jar

• Weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)

• Unscented, natural aroma

• Made on demand—each one fresh, just for you