ou other players can’t deny—this “I Like Big Dinks and I Cannot Lie” performance tee is the ultimate flex for fun-loving picklers who bring humor and heat to the court. Made from feather-light, four-way-stretch mesh with UPF 50+, it keeps you cool while you drop shots and drop jaws.

• Ultra-light 92 % poly / 8 % spandex blend in the US (90 / 10 EU)
• Breezy 4.42 oz/yd² mesh—perfect for big dinks and even bigger personalities
• Four-way stretch for lightning pivots and cheeky net play
• Overlock & coverstitch seams strong enough for back-to-back sets
• UPF 50+ sun protection for full-day tournaments
• Printed on demand—no stockpile, just fresh, funky fun

Heads up: Each shirt is made fresh when you order. It might take a bit longer to arrive, but you’re helping keep things waste-free, laugh-filled, and tournament-ready.

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