Ready for some court-mandated fun? This tee is like a couples counselor who hands you paddles instead of tissues. Ultra-soft, feather-light, and stretchy enough to nail that awkward reach shot, it flatters every partnership.

• 100% combed & ring-spun cotton (heathers kissed with poly)
• Airy 4.2 oz/yd² weight—so the only heavy thing is the smack talk
• Pre-shrunk, side-seamed, and shoulder-taped for relationship durability
• Blanks ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the USA

Heads-up, doubles champs: we print each shirt to order the moment you smash “buy.” That means a tad more wait time but zero warehouse dust and way less waste. Thanks for keeping love—and the planet—out of the penalty box!

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